flork-of-cows-unofficially:

flork-of-cows-unofficially:

flork-of-cows-unofficially:

melatonin

dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

engulfes:

Pleaseeee

matrose:

quora please stop emailing me

charlottan:

the club got so crazy last night the dj let us all have a turn petting him

pointnclick:

just swallowed another parking lot marble. someday it might be candy. i’ll stay optimistic

chips1977:

Don’t touch my overnight oats boy

hellodaekko:

blackvelvetofnight:

guy finds a beetle in his apartment and texts his roommate hey did you invite someone over

mickelbach:

Its always funny in Sillydelphia

chips1977:

I jut finished paying off this burger

memorycycle:

commercial: our new strawberry flavor!

really really really sad man: whats even the point

grimeclown:

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight’s the full moon

charlottan:

ugghh theres a fucking worm outside i cant sleep with this noise